What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
13.06.2025 04:49
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Make Nazis afraid again!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
TEXT:
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.